Thank you to regular reader Louise for sending me this letter from Stephen Wakeford of Deal in today's Independent:
"Kenneth Clarke's insight into penal reform, pointing out that prison is more costly than Eton, is most welcome. The obvious answer is to send all prisoners to Eton. As well as the cost saving, enhanced uniform, the upgrading of criminal patois with Latin and providing useful rugby skills, it could extend the social base and life experience of future governments."
Plus just like prison "insiders" at Eton do drugs, as David Cameron can confirm.